Q: If a plane crashed on the border of England and Scotland, where would they bury the survivors? A: you don't bury survivors
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| Q: Twelve pears hanging high, twelve men passing by, each took a pear and left eleven hanging there. How can this be? How can eleven pears be left? A: 'Each' is a mans name!
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| Q: If there's a frog, dead in the centre of a lilypad which is right in the middle of the pond, which side would it jump to? A: neither, the frog is dead!
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| Q: You're a bus driver. At the first stop 4 people get on. At the second stop 8 people on, at the third stop 2 people get off and, at the forth stop everyone got off. The question is what color are the bus drivers eyes? A: The same as yours, you're the bus driver.
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| Q: What never gets any wetter, no matter how much it rains? A: The sea!
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| Q: A man went outside in the pouring rain with no protection, but not a hair on his head got wet...how come? A: He was bald.
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| Q: David's father has three sons : Snap, Crackle and _____ ? A: David
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| Q: What has a mouth but doesn't eat, a bank with no money, a bed but doesn't sleep, and waves but has no hands? A: a river.
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| Q: A cowboy rode to an inn on Friday. He stayed two nights and left on Friday. How could that be? A: His horse was called Friday.
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| Q: If the red house is on the right side and if the blue house is on the left side where's the white house? |
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