How To Take Leave.

I urgently needed a few days holiday, but because I never had any leave
due to me, I knew the Boss would not allow me to take a few days leave.

I thought that maybe if I acted "Mad" then he would tell me to take a few
days off. So I hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises.

My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing ? I told her that I
was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think I was "Mad"
and give me a few days off.

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you
doing ?"
I told him I was a light bulb. He said "You are mad - take a few days
off".

I jumped down and walked out of the office.

When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her "...And
where are you going?"